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Dear Cosmo, We are pleased you have published an article on women with disabilities: 12 Things you should know before dating a woman in Wheelchair.
We women on wheels are not used to being portrayed as “dateable” in the media, so thank you for choosing to be inclusive!
As a low-budget university student, I never miss out a chance on saving some toilet paper money, and stocked up on these Cosmo’s.
However, before forever ignoring them, curiosity struck me and I guiltily peeked inside.
However, if you are keen to listen, there are a few glaring ways this feature could have applied to a majority of chair users instead of a minority.
We don’t want to come off as whiney or angry crips who can never be happy and find offense in every possible way we are portrayed.
There was particular emphasis on the importance of keeping it concise and to the point, so I went with “Eggstistentially Angsty”.
Kristy Goosman Hughes My first impression was, What a stupid picture! Loren Worthington I like those old 70 pound Wheelchairs.
The article featured an eight-step guide following a girl’s experience with online dating.
The first step involved having an interesting description on your Tinder profile.
Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum… but it will probably feel just as weird and pulpy as it sounds. "We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your breasts]. To do: he bats his eyelids against the supersensitive underside of your breasts." He might have to insert his head into your chest cavity, forehead up, but give it a shot. "It's time to introduce your breasts to your favorite vibrator… Then lick it off." How big a bucket of edible body paint would you need to dip your breasts in it?
Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times." If, at any point during this oddly elaborate ritual, he looks confused, toss him a heated stare and say, "I crave you" — you know, to clear things up. "34 percent of guys say they wish a girl would surprise them with oral when they walk in the door." The other two-thirds might think it's alarmingly precalculated, but that's a risk worth taking. "Fifty-six percent of unmarried men prefer receiving head while lying down as opposed to standing up, while the numbers are exactly reversed for married men." I think that means you are one married man and two standard deviations from overthinking foreplay. If these don't skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning in drool), we don't know what will." I pride myself on keeping up with the international register of erotic terminology, but somehow "drowning in drool" slipped right by me. "Tickle his feet with your nipples: climb on top of him in reverse cowgirl position, then bend over until your nipples reach the tops of his feet. (how rude of your vadge to have hogged it all these years)." Your vadge is a hog, women. And what sort of weirdly dexterous breasts allow for painting?
' That's really how you'll know if this is someone worth making plans with again." —Marina Khidekel,"I once had someone say to me 'I know that you care for me, but you seem like you need to explore what you want, so I think you should do that.